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Weird Beard Candles


Scent Notes:

Saturday Morning Cartoons II - This smells exactly like a big bowl of crunchy berry cereal, brought to you by your favorite Captain! One whiff of this candle will leave you craving a big bowl of the captain's crunchy berry cereal!

Saturday Morning Cartoons I - This smells exactly like a big bowl of your favorite fruit flavored loop shaped cereal! It's so spot on, you may need to run to the grocery store and grab a box to munch on!

Where My Beaches At - Our beachy candle has notes of coconut, jasmine and sandalwood.

Peanut Butter Coffee Porter - We've blended the smell of coffee, peanut butter, and a straight from the tap beer scent. The three balance each other out beautifully, for a candles that doesn't smell too sweet or too beer-y.

The Lumbersexual - This smokey, woodsy scent will send you back to summer nights sipping wine around the bonfire. We've blended  a nice, smokey campfire scent with the unmistakable bouquet of a fine red wine.

Awful  Waffle - This scent will instantly make you hungry, and give you that cozy fall feeling. Awful waffle smells like a  delicious stack of pumpkin waffles sprinkled with pecans, brown sugar, and maple syrup.

The Mega Mandarin - A vibrant, clean blend of citrus fruits.


8oz glass mason jar, soy wax, cotton wick and  phthalate free all natural oils


Our 8oz mason jars are 3" tall and 3.5" in wide. We hand pour our candles in small batches to ensure the highest quality.

Burn Time:

Approximate burn time for 8oz: 40 hours.

Why Soy Wax & the Melt Pool?

When first burning your candle, please allow a full melt pool to form across the top of the container 1/4" - 3/8" deep. Depending on the size, your candle could take 2-3 hours to achieve a full melt pool. Doing this will guarantee that every time the candle is lit it will retain the memory of a full melt pool. This insures the proper amount of scent is being released while reducing tunneling and the excess of unmelted wax along the sides, leaving the container clean.


Never leave a candle burning unattended or within reach of small children, pets, flammable objects, or a draft. Keep wax free of matches, wick trimmings, or other flammable material. Keep wick centered & trimmed to 1/4" to prevent smoking & soot build up on container or other item. Burn only on stable heat resistant surface for no more than 4 hours at a time. Discontinue use when only 1/2" of wax remains in bottom. Do not move candle while burning or if wax is hot. Failure to follow safety instructions could result in fire hazard, injury, or smoke damage.

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